Today, I had to explain to my 22-year-old boyfriend that female cats do, in fact, have vaginas. He thought that cats gave birth out of their buttholes. I am 100% serious.

I can't believe I've been dating this man for eight years.

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Hollyocaust i don't even.. what even is this?
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Disclaimer: I do not own Jurassic Park, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

Jungle Fever
I do not own anything JP
Not for under 18

Tim saw the raptor in front of him and felt afraid,yet
his mind saw ( Read more... )

Ginyu Force Swagg says:
*who dis
*>_>
WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS says:
*holly
*who is this
Ginyu Force Swagg says:
*wait time out
*the fuck is a holly
WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS says:
*ok
Ginyu Force Swagg says:
*??
*wtf is a holly
*?
·!¦[· тяιскѕтєя ·]¦!· WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS says:
*how the fuck am i supposed to answer that
Ginyu Force Swagg says:
*niga
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